So, drinking while you play poker may seem like a good idea, but sometimes it's just a recipe for disaster. All of a sudden, opponents who normally play like donkeys seem to play like world-class poker players. But maybe that's the 100-proof vodka martinis clouding your judgement. Then again, it may be that you're the one not at the top of your game. Either way, sometimes sometimes ya just gotta let those donkeys know that it's the only way they'll beat you!

Ok, so you may not be a Nuclear Physicist, but you've been working out, you feel pumped up and strong, and well, you feel like you could split the atom, justlikethat! This is a fun shirt for technology geeks, gym rats, or just about anyone else who feels a spurt of superhuman strength coming on. Of course, if you actually are a Nuclear Physicist, I'd say this shirt would be a mandatory addition to your wardrobe.

This is a classic Property Of: design for Schnauzer lovers. This particular design came to mind one night when friends visited with their dog - as soon as I reached to pet their dog, my darling little guy wiggled himself right inbetween as if to say, "Back off, she's mine!". While I realize this possessive behavior will notbe tolerated, it surprised me to find out my little guy felt so strongly about it. Perfect shirt if you're owned by your Schnauzer, too.