A Sure-Fire Way To Piss Me Off

While we're in the parking lot waiting to re-enter the building after a fire drill, lean against my car in your boredom. And while you're lounging against a car that is not yours, invite your buddies over to talk. Put your foot on my bumper and rest your hand on your knee as you're deep in extremely important conversation. Have your buddies nonchalantly lean back against my trunk with their hands splayed out on top.

You know, I don't give a rat's ass how you treat your belongings, and it's irrelevant how I treat mine. But my car cost me a third of my salary. Keep your fucking hands, feet and asses off!